When a woman proposes to a man buy slobbing his knob if he says i do then they get married, but if he refuses to marry her she bites his dick really fuckin hard, then runs out the door and shits all over the sidewalk...usually.
When vanessa gave rj a cock ring he lied to her saying he would marry her but when she finished sucking his dick he slipped out the back door
by eddie van halen January 30, 2005
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When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.
by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009
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A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
by Airbar August 07, 2018
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by Superjim3 April 21, 2017
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You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
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1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
by Svejk the honourable June 14, 2016
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One who nibbles on a cock ring,usually a crusty std infested mess of metal,smegma,puss and sometimes blood.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.
Did you see those sores on their faces?They must've been nibbling on used cock rings together in the basement.
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!
by The Tater of Totters! March 30, 2016
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