When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.
Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"
by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013
noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
1) Jimmy was such a cock-munch that he decided to buy 500 swedish gurkins.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.
by ollie bum fucker February 21, 2004
by DoctaGdawghizzy April 11, 2006
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

