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The appallingly unconvincing and unsubtle 'wear' marks industrially made on high street jeans either side of the fly area, to give the illusion that the person wearing them either:
1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.
Or
2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.
So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.
1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.
Or
2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.
So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.
"Heyyyy, duuuuude, you like my new jeans?"
"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"
"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."
"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"
"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."
by bmr May 18, 2004
Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.
2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020