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A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.
Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."
by Shrekalec September 10, 2009
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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noun: an insult, meaning that the person being insulted is akin to a bobbited penis.
Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're going to lose the cup final!'
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"
by Rafuel July 31, 2008
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