Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
by The Blue Avenger March 7, 2009
A group of males who have no intention of chilling with vajayjay...usually drunk and alone...this pack of wild animals tend to keep to themselves
I was at a friends house for a birthday and there was nothing but guys drinking. There were no females with as I felt uncomfortable chilling the cock squad drinking all night so i left to the bar and looked for cougars!
by urbanmediachicago.com September 6, 2010
Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
by Jordan April 11, 2005
a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.
The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.
by hello April 12, 2005