The act of smothering a persons face with your sweaty scrotum. Usually in a position replicating that of a 69 however the person on top effectively just sit on the targets face. Very unpleasant.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.