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A soloist who holds the guitar in an upright position and plays an outrageously fast solo by tapping the fret board, as if he was stroking his upright penis. Hence the term "cock rocker."

Usually found in an '80s hair metal band.
Man, that guy was totally soloing like a cock rocker!!!
by nisha noire May 22, 2010
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.
Shut up cockrocker
by spencer February 01, 2003
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someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass
by siege October 12, 2003
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kok- rok- er- referes to someone who "rocks out with thier cock out"
dude, look at that stupid migga, hes headbanging with his cock hangin!
by valor plunger June 30, 2004
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