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A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.
I was totally going to get with Rick, but that cock robber Jewels stole him! That bitch.
by ValSamNick April 06, 2011
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
by The Charles October 28, 2003
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A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.
I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.
by FeedYourMommaRight October 19, 2010
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n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
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a cock robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you're done with him, also a skank.
i really thought we were gonna get it in then that cock robber bitch stole him, wtf???
by sohighicaneatastar January 06, 2011
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