Urban Dictionary: cock monger

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 04, 2002

one who incredibley desires a dick insertion of either their coot bag or their corn bomber

wow that slizzo janey is such a cock monger

by Frank Mcdank July 07, 2006

1. One who solicits the cock.

2. One who appears to solicit the cock.

Kevin is such a cock monger for making that definition.

by Vinchenz June 11, 2005

One who mongs the cock

Refer to Monger.

by Ltray April 13, 2008

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 08, 2010

Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.

by The Real Sweetlou August 19, 2008

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003