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n. A person who is such an asshole that simply calling them a "dick" would not suffice
Holy fuck! That guy is such a cock lump!
by SirGoddessKaick January 31, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A hidden lump on the shaft of a man ...aka "DICKHEAD" "DOUCHBAG" OR "ASSHOLE" WHICH HE THINKS HIS PENIS IS BIG BUT..... Actually its a very small lump aka. Small penis
Man > smile s at woman and says YOU WANT MY COCKLUMP?
WOMAN > LAUGHS AND RUNS AWAY
by COCKLUMP March 09, 2021
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