When out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in EPIC word battles ONLY! This is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. Use it cautiously!
Word Battle Opponent: Man youre so fucking gay that you like cocks!

You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!

Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.
by Tmarr August 28, 2006
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defined literally as it is said, a cock juggling thunder cunt is a huge whore. it is used mainly to disrespect some one.
you stupid cock juggling thunder cunt get back to work!

synonym; cum guzzling road whore
by mr verrelli June 20, 2006
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1. A bitch who juggles cock and balls in her mouth and has her pussy being electrecuted by a large television.
2. Extremely offensive phrase that is appropriate to use if a women is suckin your cak and bites it.
3. Use to ex-girlfriend or ex-wife
by George Cocksucker January 04, 2007
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A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.
by Marjorie Johnson December 31, 2008
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The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.
Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.
by awesomeCollegePark May 26, 2009
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1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling
Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by Nemo Da Pimp August 02, 2006
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A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.
"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.
by marty, ollie, nd em July 13, 2008
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