Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
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The act of berating, swearing at, and/or accusing of lower deeds, or otherwise offending a person of higher political standing without cause.
"Don't Cock-Off to me!"
"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"
"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."
"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"
"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."
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'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'
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That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.
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Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
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