An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.
Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.
by chiante August 05, 2009
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A phrase divised by radical Jounilist Tony Allen, to define a females habit of carrying a vibrator in a handbag.
"Is your boyfriend away"?,
"Why"?
"I see your carrying a 'cock in a carry bag', today"?
by Friend of the Jounalist September 09, 2013
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This word can be used in many forms. 1. It is mostly associated with the sack containing the two testicles.
2. To make fun of someone with a very low IQ or stupid action that they just performed.
1. Mary loves to play with my cock bag.
2. After Jerry dropped the box, Jay called out, " You stupid Cock Bag!!!"
by Frank April 29, 2004
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A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual
"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.
by Chan Man June 11, 2003
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Taking it to a level above Douche Bag. It doesnt get much worse than that. It is tough for a definition because it is Very Self-Explanatory!!!
My Boss came down on me hard today, he is such a Cock Bag!!!
by Tifo71 January 15, 2009
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n. Condom. Used to physically block semen ejaculated during intercourse. Prevents worthless people from reproducing and protects the rest of us from sexually transmitted diseases.
I'd never stick it in that whore... without a cock bag!!! Yay for latex!
by Rusty Dalton July 28, 2008
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a person who is so big a dick, they have to be pluralized and contained in a bag.
Bono is a prime example of a cock bag
by jconvery January 22, 2010
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