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When you and your bro find a girl at a party or some other place and you want to fuck her but your bro is being an annoyin fuck and is "cock holding you". Its as if he is holdin your cock and not letting you put it in her because he is getting in the fucking way. LIKE BEING COCK BLOCKED BUT TO THE POINT WHERE YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYED THAT YOUR FRIEND WONT JUST LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU TO HOOK UP.
ME: HEY GIRL WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?
GIRL: JESSICA AND IM A FRESHMAN AT CSUCHICO, YOUR CUTE WHATS YOUR NAME?

COCKHOLDER:HI IM JOE IM A FRESHMAN TOO
ME:JOE QUIT COCK HOLDING ME AND FIND YOUR OWN BITCH!

ME:SORRY ABOUT THAT LAME, MY NAMES MJ AND YOUR CUTE AS FUCK TOO.
by SENIOR @CSUCHICO October 01, 2013
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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