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When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.
Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.
by justin and chris August 17, 2006
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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