when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
by Spazz13 November 24, 2004
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1) To deep throat french fries whole in a very sexual manner,

2) Oral sex with fries
Desi and keeshers are cocking french fries with that Whopper.
by gerald grren May 19, 2008
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When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.
omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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