by Angry white guy. October 28, 2003
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.
by Threve August 12, 2019
The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.
Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.
by half_dime June 21, 2011
by Doctor Skinnfloot December 10, 2014
Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)
Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.
(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.
(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010