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1. A dude who goes to a bar/restaurant/venue and while his other friends toss in their lines trying to catch some trout (see vagina), he starts talking to guys and puts forth no effort in getting women back to the house.

2. A dude who runs around at night with a burglar mask and burlap sack stealing all the cocks (see penis) in the neighborhood to add to his collection he displays on his mantle.
What the hell, Ted, why you such a cock collector?
by B-Mac! May 08, 2007
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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