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A Cock book is basically another word for a porno magazine.
Cpl. Ray Person: "Wait, are you talking about like jerking off without using any hands?"

Sgt. Antonio Espera: "No, Dog! I'm talking about fucking any girl you want, all in your mind."

Cpl. Ray Person: "You need one hand at least to hold the cock book."
by rotating snowflake January 04, 2010
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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When you are taking to a girl on facebook, only to have another guy come in and cockblock her over facebook.
Me: I was having a nice conversation with this one girl until steve came in and Cockbook-ed me.
by anonymous123897918372590 July 19, 2010
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