by Clinton o October 19, 2008
by Bam Bam February 18, 2005
Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.
by shelly September 27, 2004
Insecure male that horns in on any developing interaction another male has established with a female, an extremely embarrassing and pathetic event to watch. Cock blockers can also be a "cow herd" of "fuglies" around an attractive female they desperately cling to for a false sense of enhanced social status.
Despite Randy being a horrible cock blocker, Sarah still slipped Matt her phone number just before her cow herd enveloped her once again.
by Ponderpoint February 28, 2008
by BLUE December 25, 2002
Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.
Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.
by Mike March 31, 2003
a bitch ass, usually a friend, who keeps u from gettin wit a girl either cuz hes: stupid, jealous or both
Me: hey look at stephan and jazmine over there.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.
by sharks_pwn February 28, 2008