Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When an unknown species of women runs up to you in school hallways and grabs your penis. she then continues to run with a hard grasp on your penis down the hallway. usually resulting in your nuts falling into your stomach, slight scaring, or a missing penis.
Chucky: OMG! John just got cockattacked by that ugly animal Cori!
Andrea: OMG! NO! i need that!
Cori: hahaha i've got your penis!
John: ow! ow! ow! Holy shit! my penis is gone!!!
Andrea: OMG! NO! i need that!
Cori: hahaha i've got your penis!
John: ow! ow! ow! Holy shit! my penis is gone!!!
by Elizabeth Mary Grace December 09, 2005
3
It's like a heart-attack but on your cock.
It's happens when something so powerful makes you fap too much...
It's happens when something so powerful makes you fap too much...
Can you imagine a movie with Angelina Jolie, Mila Jovovich, Mila Kunis,Cara Delevigne and Lucy Liu??
Stop it man, I'm about to have a cock-attack.
Stop it man, I'm about to have a cock-attack.
by pegasus-san September 22, 2017