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Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.
by P'tainz October 06, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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When someone has some food, and you want some of it. They have to give you some unless they say “no cobbs” before you.
Cobbs on some of your chips
by Uncle cornball October 21, 2019
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to beat the crap out of
Andrew cobbed tim for making fun of his girlfriend.
by DONT GET COBBED May 12, 2009
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a noun, verb or adjective describing poor quality or workmanship, particularly in construction or the crafts.

Syn. n. hack artist

Syn. v. fuck up, goof, destroy

Syn. adj. shitty, crappy, lousy
The quality of that redwood deck is so cobb
by Big Sam Horn January 02, 2011
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an individual that is very poorly dressed. one that has payed no attention to what he or she is wearing, while in the company of others that are properly dressed.
Did he know we were going to a nice place, he's dressed like a total cobb?
by artheeisalwayswrong April 08, 2009
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To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.
Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.
by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005
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