Cob is English slang for a penis it comes from knob and cock

acronym for 'Chief of the Boat' on board submarines. Typically a useless position filled by somebody who loves dick in there mouth, and shoves sticks up there own ass for pleasure. The only real duty of a COB is to make sure cleaning is performed more than necessary and to lower crew morale during a 'bitch session', 'flame spraying', or general berating.

The opposite to 'corn', whereby a girl is so hot that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Cob is a girl that is so fucking rough that you would discard like you would a cob after eating the corn.

Perv for "Cum on Boobs."

Someone who is worthless, lazy, dirty and useless. Like a corn cob. Worthless and not even good enough to wipe your butt with.

A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.

An acronym for "Council of the Bean", Cob refers to any willing group of people who regularly meet with a purpose, in any local coffee-house of their choosing. (*Costa excluded)

Traditional Cob rituals included member aliases, which include their real name, and an alliterative prefix/suffix which is coffee-house related, replacing the coffee-house and caffeine with a club and some alcohol at least once a month, and having the designated driver veer off the road at least twice on the way home from Cob. New members are initiated with a piping hot double espresso, while members who wish to be stricken from the Council list must ingest two spoonfuls of used coffee grounds.

Founded in a small coffee-house, lost to the mists of time, in Glasgow, Scotland, Cob's have since sprung up all over the globe, reaching from the caffeine-rationing suburbs of Tokyo, to the dizzying heights of the Space Needle's Starbucks in Chicago.

Whether Cob is just a temporal fad, or whether or not it will stand the test of time, remains to be seen; we can however be certain that it will never be forgotten.