Urban Dictionary: cob

cob

The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.

My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.

by Mr. Weebitzy December 07, 2013

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Cob

A slang word to define a stiff penis, referencing a cob of corn

Joel: bro Ever since I sucked that girls tits I’ve had a throbbing cob dude!
Landon: yeah dog I can see it, that shits about to rip your pants!
boner hard-on stiffy

by Joelyrolleypolleyolley January 16, 2018

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COB

Close of Business, it means by the end of the working hours of the business.

By COB on Monday, by the end of the business day o Monday.

Submit your resume COB Monday, 27th February 2017.

by Flying Kev February 22, 2017

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cob

A roll of Toilet Paper.

Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.

I'm going to the store to get some cobs!

I need a cob.

by Spud__666 January 15, 2011