I’m makin cob corn for dinner.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"