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Verb: (I think)

Origin: Northern England

Term used to describe the state of being usually referred to as grumpiness or sulking. Aka 'being in an arse', 'having a mard' or just basically being a miserable, pissed off so and so.
Peter: "What's wrong with that stupid bitch?"

Paul: "F*** knows, she's got a cob on"
by Glenn Parington June 26, 2005
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
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"He wouldn't talk to me as he had a right cob on" or
"She had such a cob on that she wouldn't even put the kettle on"
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Having a boner or hard on
Sally: has John got a cob on?!

Jane: yeah! How embarrassing in public
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