by katerpiller July 20, 2005
Someone who is extremely careless, stupid and a hazard to be around. Trips over shoes constantly, breaks anything he touches, should not be alowed around heavy machinery or anything that might put other's lives in danger.
Mr Clutz walks into old, rich woman's house with lots of v. elaborate, precariously placed ornaments and brakeables scattered around.
Clutz: Oooh look a penny!
(As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase)
Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's!
Clutz: Huh? What vase?
Clutz: Oooh look a penny!
(As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase)
Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's!
Clutz: Huh? What vase?
by Smellaria Ruscoe May 29, 2005
A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy
Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?
Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.
Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.
Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
by D Mac 94 June 08, 2010
by Horny Troll July 27, 2017
Normal people: Coup Clutz Clan, ha
Certain babies: Leftists are DESTROYING our country with JOOOOKKKEEESSS- THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM AND I'M BEING OPPRESSED
Certain babies: Leftists are DESTROYING our country with JOOOOKKKEEESSS- THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM AND I'M BEING OPPRESSED
by Donna tramp January 06, 2021