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A difficult customer; one whose actions or reactions to price, organization or just reality in general makes planning and execution infuriatingly difficult. That is, a cluster-fuck generating client. Also most interior decorators.
We could have done this six-week remodel in two weeks if we'd had a regular guy instead of this friggin' clustomer.
Massive cleanup on Aisle 6 -- clustomer at work!
Massive cleanup on Aisle 6 -- clustomer at work!
by masta grammastafarian February 28, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A misguided customer by their actions or by any part of an action that they are responsible for, that has caused an enormous, near indescribable mess of mass proportions, which, as of now, best describes them.
Oh man! I was dealing with this Clustomer today that must have had their head on backward.
I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
by >turn-about-intruder< August 11, 2021
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A misguided customer by their actions or by any part of an action that they are responsible for, that has caused an enormous, near indescribable mess of mass proportions, which, as of now, best describes them.
Oh man! I was dealing with this Clustomer today that must have had their head on backward.
I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
by >turn-about-intruder< August 11, 2021
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When multiple people enter an establishment to make only a single transaction, unnecessarily complicating a simple job by sheer weight of numbers.
Five students holding a table by ordering a single beer; that's a clustomer.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.
by Bobannaliffia May 03, 2015