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To be completely and totally screwed. To be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. A point in which one feels as though there is no way out of a current situation or predicament.
I was on this plane taxiing down the runway when a commuter train ran off the tracks and crashed through the airport fence. This event then caused a freeway overpass to collapse sending roughly 200 automobiles down towards the plane. The train was coming at us along with the cars and I said aloud "We're so clusterfucked".
by MacSawD November 26, 2004
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.

Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.
You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!

I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.

I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.

Miami is cluster-fucking me.
by PRAOCH October 13, 2009
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to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once
Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(
by wangster November 06, 2003
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The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
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When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications
I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked
by The Real Marvel Knight November 29, 2011
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The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.
-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.
by Serran December 07, 2005
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