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"Daddy, look at the clunt!"
by MeatAxe September 26, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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noun. To purchase limited edition cigars with the intention of reselling them to your "brothers" for outrageous profit as soon as they become unavailable.
Unbelievable! Did you see him clunting those new Viaje for 3x MSRP?!?
by DouchebagPatrol March 08, 2011
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As the waitress spilled the Iced Tea onto the customer's lap, he was heard to say "What a clunt"
by bill kiskin December 11, 2003
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when a females clit is so large you are unable to see her cunt, it is renamed a clunt
my what a large clunt you have
by Doiminic Simms April 13, 2006
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A 'Clunge' and a 'Cunt' rolled into one. The worst type of person.
As the business man swerved and pulled out in front of our car, my four year old sister Anne shouted, 'What a fucking CLUNT!!'
by sammo g May 17, 2011
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The combination of the "Clint" and "Cunt" a dude that is more female than male.
Dude you are acting like a real Clunt right now.
by PSU Nasty June 05, 2010
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