Clunge

...something 'nom'-able.

Yeah, CLUNGE!

by CLUNGE-A-HOLIC November 10, 2010

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 11, 2009

Clunge

A sarcastic remark made by people who want to die, against people who are bad at Counter Strike.

You fucking clunge ass bitch! xd

by Frosty The Semen Man January 16, 2017

clunge

Popular nostalgic food item amongst expatriate men.

I'll have a savaloy & clunge twice please.

by Jasp August 5, 2003

Clunge

The clunge is the woman/girl's minge, the rest of the woman/girl is the cunt.

I gave the cunt a kick in the clunge!

by Pride of Lions June 2, 2011

Clunge

Female genitalia, Vagina, Minge, Flange, Cock Holster, Aladdin's Cave, Flesh, Raw Meat, Fish

Just female sex stuff really :)

'She had some meaty clunge for a young 'un'

'When was the last time you got any?'
'whoa nob head I happened to be knee deep in clunge last night in your mum's room'

by Jay Cartwright August 4, 2009

Clunge

A British vagina.

ChrisV90 viciously ate out that girls clunge.

by Gatsbysandhu September 18, 2014