Vagina. Pussy. Gash.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1)
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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Another word for a vagina, usually a not very nice vagina. Can also be used as part of everyday words to make them sound a bit rank.
by JoshMK40 August 25, 2008
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The word 'Clunge' is a combination between 'Clit', 'Minge' and 'Cunt' - and is a british slang word for the female genitalia.
Tyrone: "I was so deep in her freshly shaven clunge I was snorkeling bruv!"
Can also be used to describe girls in general.
Jamal: "Alie, there was clunge everywhere I couldn't choose!"
Tyrone: "I was so deep in her freshly shaven clunge I was snorkeling bruv!"
Can also be used to describe girls in general.
Jamal: "Alie, there was clunge everywhere I couldn't choose!"
by KimmyT January 25, 2010
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by Dannnyyyy March 03, 2009
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1)the opening found between a female's legs, which can often have a fishy smell. not a complimentary term
2)also used as an adjective in a positive way
2)also used as an adjective in a positive way
1)her clunge was beautiful.
2)that was so clunge.
2)that was so clunge.
by ludo March 14, 2006
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"I'm not chucking one up that again mate, that clunge was stinking like a rotting whale carcass festering in the sun."
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Another type of slang word for the female genitalia. Has now overtaken 'Gash' as the most overused, general word for a female by many different youths.
Billy says: Man, there are too many men at this party.
Jake says: Yeh init, why don't you give your boy a call and get some clunge down here!
Billy says: Yes mate we want clunge heaven.
Jake says: Yeh init, why don't you give your boy a call and get some clunge down here!
Billy says: Yes mate we want clunge heaven.
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