noun - the not-so-common expression for a womans private area
descriptive - gaz (the serial killer) and his buckets of clunge (meaning plenty of female friends)
descriptive - gaz (the serial killer) and his buckets of clunge (meaning plenty of female friends)
by X4K0 January 07, 2009
1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
by Frosty The Semen Man January 16, 2017
by Jasp August 05, 2003
by Pride of Lions June 02, 2011
Female genitalia, Vagina, Minge, Flange, Cock Holster, Aladdin's Cave, Flesh, Raw Meat, Fish
Just female sex stuff really :)
Just female sex stuff really :)
'She had some meaty clunge for a young 'un'
'When was the last time you got any?'
'whoa nob head I happened to be knee deep in clunge last night in your mum's room'
'When was the last time you got any?'
'whoa nob head I happened to be knee deep in clunge last night in your mum's room'
by Jay Cartwright August 03, 2009