Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!

"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."

Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.

Aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker