Urban Dictionary: clumping

the act of cumming on ones hand then slapping someone with the cum hand.

"what are you doin g?!??!"..."jacking off get out!"...."whats in your hand???""....*Clump!!!!*.. (the action of clumping)

by FunnyWhileClumping February 03, 2012

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Clumping

The act of "humping" in a "clump" of trees. Can be used in a broader sense to embody all acts of alfresco activities.

Me n the Misses went Clumping today

by Hesteroy1902 April 22, 2011

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Clump

The act of hitting someone

If that chief don't show up with my money he's gonna get a clump in da face ya know

by sy662 February 02, 2009

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Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

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clumped

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.

I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.

by Brendan C., Jeffrey S. May 03, 2007

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The act of clinging and humping at the same time.

When I see Maxi, I'm going to clump him

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

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a group of round lesbians

That clump in the corner is really loud.

by corn bread eater November 14, 2017

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