Urban Dictionary: cluft

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fluffy small white cloud I was looking at clouds trying to decribe them and cluft came to mind .I was surprised not to find it in regular dictionaries It is a hybrid of different words that came to mind at the time cloud fluffy tuft puff soft

and white clufts floated across the Heaven's blue

by Tom Crow June 18, 2019

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Hungry Ghost

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.

by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009

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cluft

a small white fluffy cloud

and clufts shifted cross Heavens blue

by Tom Crow June 18, 2019

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cluft

1. The mysterious clump of matter that appears, without warning, in the hairy part of the asshole.

2. Some one who has the IQ level tantamount to the aforementioned hairy asshole.

"Oh man, I was so itchy untill I found a massive cluft of God-knows-what when i went to take a shit!"

"He just lit fireworks in his pants! What a cluft!"

by dope nose August 16, 2005