An under educated, under qualified person of authority, most often female, who reached said status by sleeping with whomever necessary to get a promotion. This person routinely pushes any, and all, assignments off onto their subordinates due to a complete lack of knowledge of their workplace. This person is also condesending and takes all credit for a job well done.

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

A pejorative description of anyone who becomes angry or dismissive about a topic they have demonstrated a clear lack of understanding of.

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.

when your hoe gave you so much brain, that she has ran out, and can no longer give super suck.