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When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.
She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.
by ryan February 26, 2004
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A swift, unexpected punch to the back of the head.
I couldn't help but clown punch my brother while he was bent over tying his shoes.
by Joy January 18, 2004
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A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.
Want some clown punch?
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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