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To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.
Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage
by The Dank Meme September 07, 2018
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Really really drunk or high sometimes both like the spins.
"I was way beyond the spins at my brother party i was clouted man"

"Ya dude i heard you slept with that fat chick then too"

"What?!?! nobody told me this!"
by Comeau555 April 23, 2007
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