When you have a best friend who is no longer allowed to talk to you because of their boyfriend or girlfriend.
"Have you heard from Simoana lately?"

"Nah, she's been full-on cloused, too".
by kellogg2185 October 06, 2016
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A clouse is someone, who tries to be funny and alright but is an absolute wanker. They use there pass times sticking their dick in a vaccum and raping sheep.
Fuck you , you fucking clouse..

Chevy palmer is the biggest clouse alive!
by maxw177 June 12, 2010
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a very foolish or douche like person
somebody that knocks you either directly or indirectly is a clouse
Madden you clouse!
by nelson brew April 26, 2007
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Typically a last name

A Clouse is best described as a dingus or reject. Usual a person with authority but can never be trusted or relied on.
Dammit Mr Clouse you fucked everything up again!!!!
by Murzinator May 27, 2018
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a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that falls over accidentally or does something to that effect is a clouse

Madden you clouse!
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Big crazy guy that eats potatoes and has wolfs likes big boobies
That Hayden clouse was destroying the waterbeds.
by Treefucer October 20, 2017
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A guy who has a genital problem which can cause itching of the penis.
There goes mr clouse again.

I counted 18 times for me clouse.
by Evareathu April 22, 2018
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