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an idiot, stupid, someone who is oblivious to what is going on.

is pretty much exclusive to merlin and arthur.
“he’s trying get rid of me, and if you weren’t such a clotpole you’d see that!”
a what?”
“clotpole. he said clotpole, sire.”
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A word that a young sorcerer uses to describe an arrogant Prince who he has unexplained romantic tension with.
"You're a clotpole!"
"Hey that's my word"
"Yes, and it suits you perfectly"
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Composed of "clot" meaning fool or oaf and "pole" referring to the male genetalia.
"He's trying to get rid of me and if you weren't such a clotpole you'd see that!"
by Sasha234 September 19, 2009
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also, clatpole.

In Elizabethan slang, it means 'wooden head' or 'block head'. It comes from 'clodpoll'.

The word 'clatpole' is used in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, scene 1, lines 110–120.
Ajax:
I shall cut out your tongue.

Thersites:
'Tis no matter, I shall speak as much as thou afterwards.

Patroclus:
No more words, Thersites, peace!

Thersites:
I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach bids me, shall I?

Achilles:
There's for you, Patroclus.

Thersites:
I will see you hang'd like clatpoles (clotpole) ere I come any more to
your tents. I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave the
faction of fools. *Exit*

Patroclus:
A good riddance.
by tieranosaurus September 27, 2009
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Prins Arthur
Define clotpole Merlin.
In two words?
Yes...
Prins Arthur
OOOOO SICK BURN
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