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To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.
Wow that was a closey.
by Smity Jegawerbanmanjenson July 15, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When you fuckin raw & you gonna pull out seconds before you bust
"1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi ... PULL" that's closey
by jawn2.0 November 11, 2020
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