Urban Dictionary: closetphobia

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Scared to become a homosexual

Friend: hey wanna go to the pool
Me: No sorry I have closetphobia
Friend: what’s that?
Me: I’m scared of being homosexual

by Travis Dmoney Scott April 07, 2020

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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