by RoootBeeer April 06, 2010
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Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.
Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"
by ProudestWeebEver May 09, 2017
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Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.
by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014
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A silly fuck boy that will do anything to bust a nut. Even if it means deep throating 10 inches of gigantic penis.
Hey Robert, if I suck your dick, will you suck mine? Ok Dan, but I thought you had a girlfriend? I do Robert, but I'm a silly queer Closet boy, that secretly likes big fat weiners.
by ClosetBoyDan August 12, 2020
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Adjective
1. Making no effort to hide your flaming homosexuality but labeling yourself "straight" and acting as if nobody (including your wife) notices. Often found in southern politicians and evangelicals like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Marcus "Ladybird" Bachmann.
1. Making no effort to hide your flaming homosexuality but labeling yourself "straight" and acting as if nobody (including your wife) notices. Often found in southern politicians and evangelicals like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Marcus "Ladybird" Bachmann.
An openly closeted man makes no effort to hide his flaming homosexuality, yet claims to be straight.
"Did you see Marcus tweeting about making cookies during a Golden Girls marathon last night? You think his wife knows she's married to a gay guy?"
"Nah. He's openly closeted, and she thinks he's the perfect man."
"Did you see Marcus tweeting about making cookies during a Golden Girls marathon last night? You think his wife knows she's married to a gay guy?"
"Nah. He's openly closeted, and she thinks he's the perfect man."
by elyeasbane November 11, 2014
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