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(adj) Describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. Commonly used in reference to homosexuality, but not exclusively.
"Yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. He's closet hair metal fan, believe it or not."
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
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The place where gay people hide their true selves.
I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.
by Bart June 04, 2003
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1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!
by Kinpatsu March 12, 2006
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A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.

In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009
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