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closet pirate
a bro who plays your video games, eats your
leftovers
and lives in your
coat closet
under the stairs
... for FREE!
yo...eat the rest of that
pasta
before
the Closet
Pirate
wakes up.
by
skyskier
December 13, 2008
Get a
closet pirate
mug for your coworker Jerry.