noun: a person born black. throughout his life he is in complete denial of is gross dirty condition. he realizes to be excepted by society he must bleach his skin. nobody likes a nigger
who cares hes a dead closet nigger
by kknbeef July 12, 2010
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According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.
Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!
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