a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.

You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.

Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.