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someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer
I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them
by tory borty May 08, 2013
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Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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