A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.
by LeBron James haters United July 6, 2015
An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb
Notable Closet Bronsexuals
- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)
- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)
- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)
- Justin Miller (2017-201?)
- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)
- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)
- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)
- Justin Miller (2017-201?)
by Unicornication June 24, 2019